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Katy Perry - It Takes Two
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me before jacking off: I wanna be gangbanged by like 6 guys right now
me after jacking off: ew dick
me 2 hours later: I wanna be gangbanged by like 6 guys right now

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

frendaseivelun:

shialablunt:

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I only wanna die alive - never by the hands of a broken heart

ruinedchildhood:

when the whole squad hit the mall looking fresh af

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killbillsiren:

Walk a mile in these louboutins

killbillsiren:

Walk a mile in these louboutins